- I GUARANTEE THAT I SHALL PERFORM ALL RITUALS AND SERVICES WITHIN AN AGREED UPON TIMEFRAME OR WORK WITH YOU TO ESTABLISH AN EQUITABLE COMPENSATION.
- I GUARANTEE THAT MY WORK SHALL BE PERFORMED WITH THE UTMOST CARE, DEDICATION, SINCERITY, CONFIDENTIALITY, AND PROFESSIONALISM.
- I GUARANTEE ONLY THE PERFORMANCE OF THE RITUAL NOT THE OUTCOME! Like a doctor or lawyer, I am confident in my ability to perform the work and do so properly, however, magick is not a machine, many factors can interfere with its results. Additionally, Modern science disputes it's validity as a practice. Therefore, I cannot in good conscious guarantee any outcome. However, I do Guarantee that if I perform a ritual, it will be at the highest possible quality I can capable of!
- I DO NOT PERFORM BANEFUL LOVE MAGICK: I define any love magick which is designed to force someone to love, fuck, or forgive you to be baneful. (see The following article about love spells) Most people do not realize this, and when confronted by this fact, change their minds, and for good reason. If you want actual love and romance, why use magick to rape them? And it also comes from a place of detestable weakness on your part. Because in order for it to have a chance at working it must break the will of the individual, and the results are almost always bad for everyone involved. Also, your weakness disgusts me. I do not judge you for being a weak sniveling lovesick cow who cannot move on with your life and give up your attachment to sex or the affection of someone who doesn't desire you. However, I find such people detestable. If you are suffering from a broken heart and want to work magick to bring someone back or make them love you, then you shall undertake that at your own risk on your own, and leave me out of it. The only exception is love magick that is INTENTIONALLY BANEFUL! IE you want revenge on someone so you want to make them fall in love or be involved with someone terrible for them.
- I WILL PERFORM OTHER FORMS OF LOVE MAGICK: Looking to improve your chances of love in general? Inspire you to be more romantic? Improve the odds of conception? Help you get over the loss of your x and move on to someone new? Want to spice up your love life by calling upon a Succubus or Incubus? Are you a consenting couple that wants sexual help or relationship help or family help? Want to CURSE your X who hurt you to fall in love with a jerk and ruin their life? We can talk about it! If I feel compelled I might help with those things.
- I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE FOR ANY REASON, AND TO KEEP THOSE REASONS TO MYSELF!
- IGNORANCE OF THESE STATEMENTS DOES NOT EXCLUDE YOU FROM THEIR RULE OF LAW. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO MY POWER, MY KNOWLEDGE, MY SKILL, OR MY SERVICES.
- MAGICK HAS NOT BEEN ACCEPTED AS SCIENTIFIC NOR REAL: As such all interaction with my products and services are at your own risk, I make no medical, legal, or scientific claims whatsoever. I do not encourage nor condone any illegal, or unsafe act. This site, my books, and my services are technically for "ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. I do personally believe in the validity of my practice, and my work is sincere, however, I always encourage people to seek mundane solutions BEFORE seeking a spiritual or metaphysical solution. Do not seek my assistance with a health concern, go see a doctor, if after getting help from a doctor, you wish to seek my counsel and support, that is perfectly acceptable.
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- ALL SALES AND AGREEMENTS ARE BINDING AND FINAL, I DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS. IF YOU HIRE ME FOR RITUAL SERVICES YOU ARE PAYING ME FOR THE CREATION AND ACCESS TO A VIDEO PRODUCTION PRODUCT, OR A CONSULTATION PRODUCT. NOT A RESULT OR OUTCOME. I WILL CONTEST ANY ATTEMPT TO SEEK A REFUND WHERE THESE VIDEO SERVICES ARE RENDERED.
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